Hey Girlfriend!
Welcome to Montucky, babe.
Hopefully I can find you a burly, brawny, single, super amazing, handsome, priesthood holding dude to cuddle with- but no promises.
I know you'd probably rather be elsewhere, but we feel lucky to steal you away from life for a while.
So, here's to late night ice-creams and loads of laundry.
Here's to finding good jobs for both of us and drinking too much diet coke.
We are glad to have you.
FO SHO
(as Sean would say)
